All my jobs? Already did that.
One of my university boyfriends telling me how he and his brother bought his mom Poison Toilet Water when they were little. Honestly, the 'toilet water' thing is endlessly amusing to me.
I have memories of show and tell in grades one and two. Is it still common for kids to say 'what' instead of 'that'? Matthew Alpajero brought in "a bullet what got shot". Also, you probably can't send your kid in with a bullet anymore, right? This other kid brought in "a book what I got". The teacher said 'which' and he said "A book which what I got". I don't think my kids said that. Angus said 'tooken' instead of 'taken' which I loved. Once I said something slightly snarky to Angus and then said 'no offense', and from the other room came, haughtily, 'offense is STILL TOOKEN'.
Last Wednesday morning I was shelving books in between classes and a couple of the resource teachers came in and were working at a little table in the back of the library. All I caught of one sentence was "I'm sure he's seen some inappropriate behaviour, but people here aren't whipping out their penises left right and center". I tried not to burst out laughing, unsuccessfully, and then we brainstormed some new mottos for the school website, like "(School Name) - people only whip out their penises here occasionally".
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Oh I love "Offense still tooken."
I wonder if SOA was an attempt to write SOAP.
ONLY OCCASIONALLY
I don't know about the what and which, but M used to say "may you" instead of "can you" because he thought it was more polite.
Isn't it hilarious the things one can overhear...
That picture of Lucy is utterly adorable.
Ha ha, no it's probably not appropriate to send you kid to show and tell with a bullet nowadays (although here in the US, i'm sure plenty of people have bullets lying around their house.)
You'll have to let us know if you ever figure out "SOA."
"Offense is tooken" Ha! We had "tooken" at our house too. Also, a very polite response to "What's Up, NuNu?" Which was "What Up to You, Mama?) And Yes, the "may you" instead of "can you" in hilarious contexts such as "May you make me cake?"
Now I want to know about that SAO post now, please.
Very cute post when you were out of ideas. :)
My husband went to school in Utah in the mid-70s, and kids would say 'borrow me' instead of 'loan me' (or the more polite, 'may I borrow'). So he would hear, 'borrow me a pencil?' and think, huh? (He wasn't from there, so he wasn't used to it.)
You know you can always just post a photo of Lucy and I'd be happy!
Tooken is really cute! I feel like I have heard adults use that term, though, and it drives me crazy, haha.
What does SAO meeeeean? This would drive me crazy! I hope you figure it out!
Tooken is HILARIOUS!!
Maybe you meant SOL? Shit out of luck?
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