The first item in a list of parental good conduct rules states "I will not force my child to participate in hockey".
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Obviously I thought he was asking me to sign it because he couldn't. But there was his signature, in all its treacherous glory.
There you have it. My spouse, he of the flaming trousers of the Liar Liar variety, has committed fraud on official paperwork.
Is that the pounding of truncheons on the door?
5 comments:
Oh dear. I suppose you should start baking files into cakes right away.
So? Did you sign the form alongside him? Do we have 2 criminals to report now?
If you signed it too, I am willing to be your prison pen pal.
Hell yeah, I signed it. I won't be the one forcing her to participate. At the worst, I'm some sort of accessory after that fact...
I would hide her hockey stick at night! She may decide to get revenge!!
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