Wordless Wednesday: Reasons I'm Glad I Married Him #176



He comes home from the grocery store seven days before Christmas, when all the decorations are deeply discounted,





Unloads the groceries, then wanders around the house with an enormous plastic tube, saying



WHERE CAN I HANG MY GIANT BALLS?

Comments

Julie said…
i don't mean to be so forward, but i really like your husband's giant balls.
December 22, 2010 at 10:04 AM
Magpie said…
Every year, I unpack the box of enormous Polish balls that my MIL brought back from Poland, and make many remarks about said enormous Polish balls.

(My husband is half Polish.)
December 22, 2010 at 11:21 AM
Nicole said…
Glad to see those giant balls are not blue.

You had me at "unpacks the groceries". What I would give to have someone unpack groceries.
December 22, 2010 at 11:41 AM
Gwen said…
LOL...if he has balls that big, he DESERVES to show 'em off!
December 22, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Amber said…
LOL. Did he buy them just to be able to say that? I *just* had a conversation with my husband about a toy I'm considering for my son but worried about the size of the balls and that they could pose a choking hazard. Much hilarity ensued. Tis the season for Schweddy Balls! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXSyzeVWueI
December 22, 2010 at 3:26 PM
Anonymous said…
He's a keeper, for sure. ;)
December 22, 2010 at 5:17 PM
Kelly Miller said…
Love it! I have balls on the mind as I made sausage balls for the first time. I can't even remember all the ball puns my guy came up with!
December 22, 2010 at 7:50 PM
Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) said…
Your husband's balls are the best.
December 22, 2010 at 9:18 PM
Ms. G said…
Ha! You got it made lady!
December 23, 2010 at 6:07 AM
Pamela said…
Teehee - you gotta love a man who can make a good balls joke:)
December 23, 2010 at 10:06 AM
Sandra said…
I think we're married to the same man...and how come you say "balls" on your blog and I don't get a warning appearing before I log into here? I think there is unfairness going on in bloggerville and I am being unjustly targetted...just because I say penis and nipple every once in a while...sheesh...
Seriously though, your husband has some nice balls.
December 23, 2010 at 10:11 PM
Betsy B. Honest said…
I'm just shocked my husband hasn't purchased a sleeve of giant balls for that reason. I mean, that's why we own dryer balls.
December 30, 2010 at 7:30 AM
Anonymous said…
LOL! I spewed my tea at that last line! I'm glad you married him, too. Gives you some great posting material to share with us.
December 30, 2010 at 2:59 PM
Anonymous said…
OMG how did I miss giant balls!? I just want to come live with all of you.
January 15, 2011 at 10:28 AM
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