He comes home from the grocery store seven days before Christmas, when all the decorations are deeply discounted,
Unloads the groceries, then wanders around the house with an enormous plastic tube, saying
WHERE CAN I HANG MY GIANT BALLS?
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
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16 comments:
i don't mean to be so forward, but i really like your husband's giant balls.
Every year, I unpack the box of enormous Polish balls that my MIL brought back from Poland, and make many remarks about said enormous Polish balls.
(My husband is half Polish.)
Glad to see those giant balls are not blue.
You had me at "unpacks the groceries". What I would give to have someone unpack groceries.
LOL...if he has balls that big, he DESERVES to show 'em off!
LOL. Did he buy them just to be able to say that? I *just* had a conversation with my husband about a toy I'm considering for my son but worried about the size of the balls and that they could pose a choking hazard. Much hilarity ensued. Tis the season for Schweddy Balls! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXSyzeVWueI
He's a keeper, for sure. ;)
Love it! I have balls on the mind as I made sausage balls for the first time. I can't even remember all the ball puns my guy came up with!
Your husband's balls are the best.
Ha! You got it made lady!
Teehee - you gotta love a man who can make a good balls joke:)
I think we're married to the same man...and how come you say "balls" on your blog and I don't get a warning appearing before I log into here? I think there is unfairness going on in bloggerville and I am being unjustly targetted...just because I say penis and nipple every once in a while...sheesh...
Seriously though, your husband has some nice balls.
:D
I'm just shocked my husband hasn't purchased a sleeve of giant balls for that reason. I mean, that's why we own dryer balls.
Hilarious!
LOL! I spewed my tea at that last line! I'm glad you married him, too. Gives you some great posting material to share with us.
OMG how did I miss giant balls!? I just want to come live with all of you.
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