"My Mom got a speeding ticket because she was looking at garage sales."
"Do you know midgets' arms and legs are all screwed up and they always walk crooked?"
"You don't have to poo on me!"
"This is what we do. That's the way we do it."
"What language is Jai Ho?"
"My Mom had to bring my Dad his shoes because he had a doctor's appointment for his feet because his toes are all weird."
"Una cerveza, por favor."
"You're so cool -- constipated over-rated (something I didn't hear) loser."
"For some reason I feel like some of the chocolate has nuts in it."
"I don't think there's enough room."
"I'm a tuna sandwich."
"I can burp the alphabet but I'll just do A since it's your birthday."
What are: Things you will hear (whether you want to or not) while driving to the North Gower Bowling Alley for your son's ninth birthday party with five boys in the back of a minivan.