Blog Jeopardy
" My Mom got a speeding ticket because she was looking at garage sales." "You don't have to poo on me!" "This is what we do. That's the way we do it." "What language is Jai Ho?" "My Mom had to bring my Dad his shoes because he had a doctor's appointment for his feet because his toes are all weird." "Una cerveza, por favor." "You're so cool -- constipated over-rated (something I didn't hear) loser." "For some reason I feel like some of the chocolate has nuts in it." "I don't think there's enough room." "I'm a tuna sandwich." "I can burp the alphabet but I'll just do A since it's your birthday." ********************* What are: Things you will hear (whether you want to or not) while driving to the North Gower Bowling Alley for your son's ninth birthday party with five boys in the back of a minivan.
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I had a friend in college who was not happy that she was set up with this guy for a dance, so she pretended she had to go to the bathroom (they were having a few cocktails before the dance in our dorm) and she came and hid in our room. The other dates came and asked us if she was in our room and we played dumb - easy enough. It was slightly mean, I guess. But she could not stand the guy. We laughed our butts off. Oh to be young. That is as close as I get to being sneaky back in the dating arena. Go Eve!
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