Pam: "Come on, let's go to the gym."
Me: "But it's Monday. Who wants to go to the gym on Monday?"
Pam: "We always go to the gym on Monday. It's our gym day."
Me: "Didn't we just go to the gym yesterday?"
Pam: "That was LAST MONDAY."
Me: "What are we doing at the gym."
Pam: "Cardio and weights."
Me: "What kind of weights?"
Pam: "Arm and leg."
Me: "We did that last time. You have to rest your arms or legs between sessions. Or something."
Pam: "NOT WHEN YOU ONLY GO ONCE A WEEK."
Me: "How about we just go cupcake shopping?"
Pam: "You realize that in real life Mindy Lahiri would probably be very unhealthy and have no friends, right?"
Me: *grumpily picks up gym bag*