Juvenile humour

So today in the kids' advent calendar hat/stocking thingies I put chocolates and two of these cookie cutters, so we could make ornament cookies tonight:





I can't for the life of me decide if I should let them use this one or not. What would you do?



Comments

Nicole said…
Is that...a candle?
December 3, 2010 at 3:06 PM
Mary Lynn said…
Awwww! Lynn said what I was gonna say!
December 3, 2010 at 6:03 PM
Anonymous said…
I'm not sure I could bring myself to hand that to my kid. But I would totally make a few with it myself, just for sheer entertainment value.
December 3, 2010 at 8:52 PM
Anonymous said…
Ummmmm....well...I....yeah....frankly, I'm with Amber, it would offer huge entertainment value in my house. Even for my kidlets, who would definitely recognize & crack wise on that very phallic whatever the f**k it is. BUT, making them is one thing, not a chance in hell I'd let them put them in their mouths...seriously now!

HA! :-D
December 3, 2010 at 9:13 PM
Sandra said…
Not only would I use it to make the cookies, but I'd give a very descriptive explanation of its purpose in the reproduction phase of how babies are made!...but that's just me...I don't want to sound like I'm telling you what to do :)
December 3, 2010 at 9:32 PM
Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) said…
OMG!! I love you so much for making me laugh so hard at this post. I would so make those cookies.
December 3, 2010 at 11:16 PM
Rachel Cotterill said…
Oh dear. That did make me laugh. They're great cutters :)
December 4, 2010 at 10:19 AM
Shan said…
Oh that is perfect!
December 4, 2010 at 1:57 PM
Pam said…
So?... How did the cookies turn out? Did you use it and practice safe baking? Just checking.
December 4, 2010 at 3:29 PM
Alicia said…
I laughed out loud when I saw this exact set at Winners today after reading your post earlier.
December 4, 2010 at 5:00 PM
Anonymous said…
need you ask.
December 5, 2010 at 4:15 PM
Patti Murphy said…
What Pam said. Safe baking. Did you have a ball?
December 6, 2010 at 10:01 AM
Magpie said…
Snort.

Save it for a bridal shower.
December 6, 2010 at 10:46 AM
SuziCate said…
If you do make them...we'd love photos of how you decorated them!
December 12, 2010 at 3:51 PM
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