Baking Stuff, Burning Stuff, Stretching Stuff, Complaining About Stuff

 I am having a weird sensation (weird but not unaccustomed) where thinking about sitting down to write a blog post feels like going for a colonoscopy or writing a math exam. This makes no sense - writing a blog post is neither mandatory nor unpleasant. Just going to free-associate here to get something down so I can stop feeling like I'm in front of a firing squad. 

I got these new notecards and I am currently obsessed with them. Making a list of people I can send them to. 

On Saturday I threw a party for Matt and our friend Margot, who were born two days apart. I made them each their favourite cake and then realized I'd inadvertently made it look like I was having a party for my 6-year-old twins.

And yes, we did light candles and sing happy birthday to them - as a group we really commit to a bit when a bit is there to be committed to.

I got my hair cut and coloured last week. I really like my stylist - she is funny and kind and loves Eve (whose hair she also cuts) and works with me on my wonky hair. The past few times, though, I feel like she either forgets what we usually do or doesn't really listen to me. I know it's hair and it grows back, but it's expensive enough and my hair is troublesome enough that I get cranky when I don't get to have my magic hair for a few weeks after it's done. I was not feeling great and complaining to Eve on Facetime a couple of nights ago (while totally aware this is a totally first-world problem) - particularly that one streak of my bangs was blonde instead of brown which was making it not lie well with the rest of my bangs. I knew I would probably feel better the next day (more on this later), it was just really vexing me. I'm more just saying this because weirdly, I quite like the pictures of me from the party.

This is a dress I bought at a fun store downtown while Zarah was visiting last summer. If I'd thought I would like the picture I probably would have moved the Roots bag.

I had to crop this more severely than I usually would because I accidentally made it look like I was wearing a tiny Elmira College baseball hat (and like Angus is about to fire a ball over my shoulder).

Margot took this one, so it has less weird stuff needing to be cropped out. 

In a few weeks when I look back at these pictures and don't like them anymore they probably will have disappeared from this post, so no harm done? 

The "gentleman in his little vest, sipping" that Swistle mentioned from this post is our friend Tony, and Lucy finds him similarly enchanting.

Had my first big air fryer fail. I tried to make roasted Brussels sprouts. The recipe said to use the Air Roast function, which I hadn't used before, and may not again. When I do them in the oven, the Brussels sprouts get crispy outside and soft inside and the little leaves that fall off get super crunchy. In the air fryer, the bigger pieces of sprouts were uncooked after being roasted the recommended time, and the outer leaves were black. I ate one experimentally and Matt tried not to laugh when I yelped "it's charcoal" while spitting it into the sink as quickly as humanly possible. Big fan of every other vegetable I've cooked in it. 

So about the night I wasn't feeling well. Earlier in the day I had tried to go for a walk and it was sunny but so bitterly cold and windy I felt like the sun should be dinged for false advertising. My eyes were watering so much I couldn't see where I was walking, and my lower back immediately started to ache. I flounced home after a short walk and decided to do yoga instead. I went to YouTube and looked for something healing or comforting because I was sore and frazzled. I ended up doing a 'yoga for lymphatic flow'. It felt really good at the time, and the backs of my thighs were pleasantly achy afterwards. When I went to bed and tried to read, though, I felt wretched. My shoulders, neck, back, hands and ankles all hurt. Just the blankets resting on my feet was incredibly painful. I was coughing more than I had in months, and everything just generally sucked. I had no idea what was going on, and finally just turned off the light and tried to sleep, while feeling moderately sorry for myself. 

The next day I found some woo on the internet about lymphatic massage making you feel momentarily ill because of the lymphatic system moves toxins through the body so they don't stay and make you sick. For the life of me I cannot decide if this is good sense or wacky woo, but the next day I felt much better. Maybe the recent intense physiotherapy and yoga are just overtaxing my immune system and hey look, it's March Break, maybe I'll just calm down and read and rest for a few days. Also, my bangs are fine and I am aware that it was probably the flushing toxins talking. 

There, that wasn't so hard. You're not that scary.

Comments

the queen said…
You should have moved the bag because your legs are cute. Also, I just ordered a $350 wig that looks just like your hair, and I had to return it because I could not pull it off.
Your hair is super cute (and the dress!) but ARGH a stylist who stops listening is the worst.

Those notecards are so pretty! And the cakes! What a fun double party.

I have zero Actual Knowledge about anything but I feel like any time I get a massage, the masseuse tells me to take it easy for a day and drink tons of water to flush out all the toxins... so it seems reasonable that a lymphatic yoga practice would get a bunch of weird stuff moving around.
Swistle said…
That dress is so cute on you, and your hair looks great. Stylist-ignoring-me issues, I think, fall into two main categories: one is the stylist Not Listening (and/or Making a Mistake), and particularly when we're chatting vigorously and she has gone into auto-pilot with my hair and has obviously forgotten what I said about wanting the highlights only in the front, or wanting no more than an inch cut off. The other, I am suspecting, is actually a Stylist Override: she does not want to do it my way, and thinks her way would work better, so she just sort of casually...does it her way. It is nearly impossible to tell the difference between these two categories, and I might be imagining them. But it comes to mind at the times when the stylist seems not to have listened to me but then actually I really like what she did: at those moments I look at her suspiciously with my mind.

Lucy and I will have a Tony Fan Club.
Nicole said…
I think your hair looks great! I just got mine cut and my beef with all stylists, including this one, is that they blow dry my hair very straight and smooth, and then within 10 minutes it feels staticky and fine and it's too smooth to put into a bun, which is my usual go-to for when I'm unhappy with my hair. Anyway. This stylist blow dries it straight and then puts in beach waves which is somehow worse? I don't know. I just figure the day I get my hair cut will be a bad hair day.
I like that dress a lot!
My friend makes the best air fryer brussels sprouts but she always does mini sprouts, so maybe that's it. I have never tried it myself.
Nicole said…
Oh also I want to eat both those cakes.
ccr in MA said…
I think your hair looks great but I totally get not being happy with the stylist not listening. It's so frustrating to put our heads in their hands and not love the result.

Those cards are so cute!
StephLove said…
The cakes look great. Any 6-year-old twins would be lucky to have you as a mom.

That dress is cute.
Sarah said…
LOL twin six year olds!!

I like your hair a lot AND that dress.

Agree with Suzanne re: massage and "toxins." I am super sensitive to this and actually start to feel sick mid-massage if it is longer than 75 mins.
Dani said…
So first, ‘I felt like the sun should be dinged for false advertising‘ is just the cleverest turn of phrase. Props.

Also about cards, I was going to ask for one but I already still have your tarot card on my desk and I love you but I just don’t have that much desk real estate so never mind.

And my massage therapist a million years ago said always have a big glass of water before and after a massage because of all the gunk it unleashes into your system.
Collette said…
Re Dan's comment: my massage therapist says the same thing. I think it's mostly bs that they are taught to say in Massage Therapy School, but can't argue with the general good thing of drinking lots of water.

Also your hair is super cute, always has been. Stylists have crappy days too, like the rest of us, but if you feel it's repeating and at the point where she's taking your business and your money for granted, maybe time for a rethink. You don't need to stay because of some hard loyalty you feel, not if you're consistently not happy. The history would allow for one or two bad visits, but that's about it. (my opinion).
Ernie said…
Good sense or wacky woo - so funny. And accusing the sun on false advertising is a hoot. Your hair looks great - even when it appears you are wearing a miniature baseball hat. Love the dress. Coach makes brussels sprouts in the air fryer and cooks them till they are black, but he acts like This Is Delish and we feel obligated to eat them even though they are barely edible. I am crazy about my hair dresser. Fortunately she manages to remember exactly how to do my hair. A few cuts ago she cut it shorter than I think she usually does, and I was geared up to hate it, but dang - best haircut I've ever had. She's so great that I'm tempted to pay her VERY HIGH rates just to sit and chat with her. Well, now I just sound lonely. ;)
Lynn said…
I definitely do not need those notecards but if you share a link to them I WILL buy them, just saying.
Anne said…
What Lynn said. Pretty please.

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