The Easter Baby
We went to Edmonton for the week-end to visit my (fairly) brand spanking new nephew (no offense to my brother-in-law and his lovely wife and their quite appealing five-year-old, but let's be honest, the baby was the major draw). According to Sarah, he was undergoing a veritable 'cuteness explosion' before our very eyes, after three months and change of being gormless and unengaging and having a head that smelled like feet - I think she was just trying to make us feel less bad for not seeing him until now.
I'm not a fan of babies, particularly when they are baby babies. Better to see them when they can do stuff, like be cute.
You were in Edmonton? I was in Edmonton! Were you forced to hang out for 5 painful hours at West Edmonton Mall? Did you spend your entire time feeling gritty? Seriously: Edmonton needs to buy more street sweepers and cut back on their use of gravel.
I'm glad you got to meet him.