Friday, May 21, 2010

Friday Sorta Funny

For sad, twisted, hormone-induced bitchy funny, see yesterday's post.

Or there's this. From my Mom, and therefore not a patch on the aneurysm-inducing filth over at Crazy Town.



A Home Depot Story !

Charlie was installing a new door and found that one of the hinges was missing.


He asked his wife Mary if she would go to Home Depot and pick up a hinge.


Mary agreed to go. While she was waiting for the manager to finish serving a customer, her eye caught a beautiful bathroom faucet.

When the manager was finished, Mary asked him, "How much is that faucet?"

The manager replied, "That's a gold plated faucet and the price is $500.00.

Mary exclaimed, "My goodness, that is a very expensive faucet. It's certainly out of my price bracket."

She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Charlie had sent her to buy.

The manager said that he had them in stock and went into the storeroom to get one.

From the storeroom the manager yelled. "Ma'am, do you wanna screw for the hinge?"

Mary paused for a moment and then shouted back, "No, but I will for the faucet."

This is why you can't send a woman to Home Depot!

6 comments:

the mombshell said...

'the aneurysm inducing filth' indeed, I never even used to swear until I started hanging out over there.

The Mayor! said...

First of all, you lying skank Mombshell....hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha....OH the language today, I just can't seem to control it, it's all these damn French people in Montreal....& you're not a skank....well maybe you are, how the hell would I know???!!! I'd love ya either way, I have my own skanky moments...

ANYWHO frik! Allison, I swear to GOD I got to the end of that & burst out with such laughter at that unexpected turn of events, thinking "your mom" the whole time, so it MUST be tame right??? Your Mom....ANYWHO, loud laughter in a hotel room with all 4 kids inches away fast asleep was not very frikkin smart...but it was worth it...

Love ya ladies, thnx so much for having such fun & allowing me such laughs after a long day of being lost in translation...oui oui, poo poo, bite me....

(surprisingly, I'm not drunk...but it's been a very very very very long week, & I think I lost a few marbles along the way....)

:-D

Pamela said...

Teehee - so cute and what made it even more endearing to me? My grandparents on my Dad's side were called Charlie & Mary! And I could totally picture my grandma saying something like that too - guess that's where I get my deranged sense of humor. Also, I agree with the Mayor, Mombshell, no way you just started cussing - it must have started at the EARLIEST when you first had kids:)

LambAround said...

Ah, it's fun to laugh and be offended at the same time :p
Thank you for the story to tell tomorrow, on our weekly trip to Home Depot!

~Lamb

http://lambaround.blogspot.com

KLZ said...

Perhaps that is why you SHOULD send a woman to Home Depot.

SuziCate said...

that is hilarious!