I was unreasonably proud of figuring out how to put the microwave on power three while Zarah was in the shower. Less proud of how long it took me to find the microwave.
HA ha ha ha ha. No.
Contrary to what dear Steph understood, I did NOT catch the 'eat peroxide' text before I sent it, just soon enough afterwards that ...
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I don't know how to do this other than as a sprawling, messy, off-in-all-directions thing. I can't do book reviews like Emily, who h... -
" My Mom got a speeding ticket because she was looking at garage sales." "You don't have to poo on me!" "This...
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To my American friends, I'm sorry. Not in any kind of distanced, pitying, smug way, because I believe we are headed in a similar direct...
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