Tired. Hip hurts. Shoulder and neck all seized up.
My sum total of answers contributed to my team's total at World Trivia Night: two. Out of one hundred.
Lilith Crane's maiden name from Cheers (Sternin). And some Irish play called the (blank) of the Western World. (Playboy).
Cover myself in glory I did not. Cover myself in potato chip crumbs and licorice stickiness I did.