Paranoid much?

Eve: "I'm going to go brush my teeth"

(starts to walk into downstairs powder room)...

"...oh right, there's no toothpaste down here".

Angus: "WHAT BUG?"

Comments

Suniverse said…
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA

Oh, my god, that was great. Seriously. I'm still cracking up.

Thank you for that!
July 13, 2011 at 7:04 PM
Mary Lynn said…
He's never gonna live that down, is he? I know in my family we would be making WHAT BUG? jokes from here till the end of time.
July 13, 2011 at 7:26 PM
Julie said…
i see you've been hit by the roids spambot. me too. that's why i turned on the moderating option for a while.

poor kid.
July 14, 2011 at 5:34 AM
Betsy B. Honest said…
Hilarious.

Don't buy roids. If anything, they'll add to the paranoia.
July 14, 2011 at 1:41 PM
Marilyn (A Lot of Loves) said…
Just say no to steroids.

Hee Hee.
July 14, 2011 at 5:00 PM
Ann said…
You can report the spam blog here and hopefully they'll remove it http://www.google.com/support/blogger/bin/request.py?hl=en&contact_type=main_tos&blog_ID=3807038158805153436&blog_URL=http%3A%2F%2Fwritingloud.blogspot.com%2F&rd=1
He's been spamming my site too.
July 15, 2011 at 4:24 AM
Ms. G said…
Ha! Did something previously surprise him at a bad time? : )

Roid creep hit me twice. I reported him 3 times and I think he's gone. Steroids weren't the first thing that came to mind when I saw that profile. When he didn't come back again I felt just like Preparation Blogger ; )..yeah I'm corny today...
July 15, 2011 at 6:18 AM
Patti Murphy said…
I see this being repeated at his wedding reception.
July 19, 2011 at 11:45 AM
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