I'm such a card

Thanks to everyone for the helpful suggestions on the wedding card (and a good giggle at the visual from Nicole. I thought about taking Amber's suggestion to just let the kids do it, but Angus is slightly past the stage where he could just draw a big head with a belly button and stick some glitter on it and still be found charming, and Eve agonizes over these things so much that I was worried she'd be up past midnight yelling "I need an espresso and a slightly more sky-ey shade of blue!" And I realized I was seriously overthinking this, and our friendship was probably not going to stand or fall over whether I made a less-than-perfect wedding card.

So I sucked it up and planted my ass at the scrapbooking table and snipped and sliced and laid out and rearranged, and it was fun. I did go with one sincere card and one funny one (not quite sure how I'm going to deal with presenting them). Here's what I came up with:







Ingredients of a successful marriage: Love, Respect, Honesty, Passion, Humour:



Comments

Anonymous said…
Never underestimate the power of a great set of jugs.

(I sorely miss the days before gravity and pregnancy had their ways with mine. Sigh.)
November 6, 2010 at 8:39 AM
Pam said…
Awesome. But now everyone is going to expect double cards for all occasions. No pressure.
November 6, 2010 at 8:50 AM
Nicole said…
YES. I love it!! Perfect.

I'm with Amber. My boobs were great ten years ago. Now they are like deflating water balloons.
November 6, 2010 at 2:53 PM
Patti Murphy said…
Excellent execution. This could be a new line of work for you! Funny goes a long way. Look out shoebox greetings.
November 6, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Patti Murphy said…
Excellent execution. This could be a new line of work for you! Funny goes a long way. Look out shoebox greetings.
November 6, 2010 at 4:16 PM
Kelly Miller said…
Love them. Marvelous, though.
November 6, 2010 at 8:36 PM
Julie said…
the second is my favorite. i'm all for a good laugh.
November 8, 2010 at 5:20 AM
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