My husband: "You cooked. I'll clean up."
(cleaning up noises)
"This used to hold a grasshopper. Can I put food in it?"
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Best. Quote. Ever. I think I may use it in daily life.
"What should we do today?"
"This used to hold a grasshopper. Can I put food in it?"
See? It totally works.
So? Can you put food in it?
I never hear "You cooked. I'll clean up." Is that a foreign language or something?
I've heard grasshopper is the new chicken.
That is why I often kill myself to just do everything myself. Sometimes it's just better that way.
What kind of grasshopper?
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